Ne’er do well
My e’er-do-well
Strontium, barium, bowels, and bells
Faculty, felony, fools, and frist
How many foreigners have you kissed?
Bull in a china
Burned a mistake
Shopped with a stranger
Nothing did break
Desperate warning
Desperate fake
Fashions were forming
We weren’t awake
Ne’er do well
My e’er-do-well
Alcohol, gasoline, squire, and shell
Fantasy, pharmacy, forecast, and frist
How many moments have you missed?
Hammer and howitzers
You’ve never held
Heroes and hangovers
Equally meld
The goblins of grinning
Are almost beginning
To serve as a shield from the
Forest you felled
E’re do well
You ne’er-do-well
Chitinous jealousy, festering smell
Leathery, undulant, stubborn, and first
How many centuries have you cursed?
The Replanted Writer 